Want to hear a joken about pizza?
Never mind…it’s too cheesy.
I tried to catch some fog earlier
I mist.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
‘Tis the C!
Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts to do it
I think you know where these puns are from.
Uh, I meant joke*, not joken.
OK. A first post. That’s good. I just hope the ‘jokes’ get better 😉
So a kid comes home from school really sad
“whats wrong honey?” his mother asks
“Then kids at school made fun of me. They said I have a big head,” the boy says
“Oh they’re probably just jealous of you,” his mother says, “Now honey, we’re having guest over for dinner. So can you go down to the cellar and get 3 lbs of potatoes?”
“3lbs of potatoes!” the boy says, “What am I supposed to put it all in?”
“Put it in your hat.”
Last one was from my mind so Cole©